If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
Beg yuh a kiss nuh, tings hard an mi cyan afford fi buy sweetie
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
Wanna try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don’t want to start the year without you.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I’ve got a kiss saved just for you.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, I'm asking for only one.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?