Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
My friends over there wants your number so he knows where to call me in the morning.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
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