Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?
Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.
You're just my cup of tea!
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you believe in love at first sip or should I take another?
I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
You can come to bread with me, if you'd like.
Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
I really like your carboys.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Do you open for breakfast?
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Rye can't I stop thinking about you!
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You are the roux to my veloute.
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