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" If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. "

Christmas Pick Up lines

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Too bad it's summer
By: Kyle on 13 Apr 2015
 
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Sorry but Arizona is just to hot for you :/
By: 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p on 11 Mar 2014
 
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I don't wanna lose a finger from dem frostbite ooo
By: rue on 08 Feb 2014
 
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Are you trying to kill me?
By: Silver on 28 May 2015
 
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I love DQ!
By: Jeny on 06 Aug 2014
 
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well let me go get my ski mask
By: :D on 03 Oct 2012
 
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Too bad, It doesn't snow here.Maybe rain or fog though.
By: RandomPerson on 01 Aug 2014
 
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I'll be sure to pack my parka.
By: Rebekah on 01 May 2012
 
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Sorry, I live in Miami!
By: Cheese on 19 Jun 2012
 
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Sorry but I'm too hot for that
By: Serena on 30 Nov 2012
 
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well let me go get my ski mask
By: :D on 03 Oct 2012
 
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please don't i get cold fast and i don't like you
By: blacksamurai on 21 Aug 2012
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

If kisses were black people, I'd send you Detroit.
By: Little Guguu on 28 Sep 2012
 
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Comments:

I'm allergic to snowflakes
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
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I'll send Chuk Noris
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
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I think its sweet....♥
By: Lunita on 25 Apr 2013
 
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Made me laugh so hard.
By: Nina on 18 May 2013
 
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Love it Ahehehe
By: Muukaii on 03 Aug 2012
 
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Wait why detroit? I'm pretty sure the population in Japan is wayyyy higher than that.
By: M&M on 17 May 2017
 
 
aww classic
By: Flirt on 22 May 2017
 
 
all these rude comments and comeback are so rude, isn't it enough just to say what wrong with line not be a complete ass about it jeez
By: piece maker on 26 Jul 2013
 
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My boyfriend said that to me and I thought it was sweet.
By: Adlean on 24 Mar 2014
 
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Creepy unless you know the person well
By: daniel on 14 May 2013
 
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this sucks
By: nun yah on 19 Jun 2012
 
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Blizzard as in...?
By: mmm... on 22 Jan 2013
 
 
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