I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
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