I've got some charge you can blow!
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
Wow, you're beautiful. Praying five times a day has paid off.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
I think it's time we moved out of the single's ward, if you know what I mean.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
It is the spirit that tells you that you're telling me?
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
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