If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Roses are red Violets are blue If I end up in quarantine I hope it’s with you.
Even during the coronavirus pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Our country is making a lot of mistakes during this crisis. Can I be yours?
I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Want to watch ‘Contagion’ together? I heard it’s a good way to exercise our fears.
Did the coronavirus give you a fever? Because you’re hot!
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.
Wanna play coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
So, Skype, Facetime or Google Hangouts for the first date?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Can’t spell quarantine without U-R-A-Q-T.
Since all the libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
Wanna be my date for the end of the world?
The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.
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