You are definitely on my most wanted list.
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
You must be a verdict, because you’ve sentenced me to love.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
So what's your moisture level?
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You’re like an N95 mask—irreplaceable and essential.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
You’re like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you’ve kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You have beautiful calves.
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