Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.