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Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!




Top Easter Lines

Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I live in a cage filled with vibrating cedar chips.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
There's an Easter parade in my pants and you're invited!
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
I may be a ham, but girl I'd treat you egg-cellent.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I could never Passover you.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
You're a good egg.
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Jesus isn't the only thing that rose today.
Peter heard the cock crow, but I'd never deny you three times.

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Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.