You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Hey baby, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
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