I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Are you a pipe? Because I’m completely connected to you.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you’re flexible and perfect for my life.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I’m falling straight down for you.
You’re like a perfectly sealed joint—everything just fits.
Are you copper piping? Because you’re worth more than gold.
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
Are you a T-joint? Because you’re the missing piece in my life.
You must be pipe tape, because you’re keeping me together.
I don’t need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
You must be my waterline, because I can’t function without you.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you’ve cleared the blockages in my heart.
You’re the kind of pipe I’d never replace.
Are you PEX piping? Because you’re durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
You're flooding my heart with emotions.
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