If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
Are you an asset? Because you’ve increased the value of my life.
You must be a debit, because you’ve got my attention balanced.
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
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