If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
Are you an asset? Because you’ve increased the value of my life.
You must be a debit, because you’ve got my attention balanced.
Are you a journal entry? Because you’ve got me adjusting my priorities.
You’re like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
You must be an audit, because you’ve uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you FIFO? Because you’ve been first in my heart for a long time.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.
You must be a cash flow statement, because you make my heart run smoothly.
I don’t need to reconcile my feelings—they’re all in favor of you.
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