If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
So what's your moisture level?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You have beautiful calves.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
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