I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
You are all assets and no liabilities
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.
Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.
I'll need to do some field investigation.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.
Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is mmm…mmm good!
Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?
Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
Movie stars give thousands of signatures a day. All I'm asking for is just one from you.
Don't lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn't want to mess with perfection.
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