My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
I can find every pulse in your body!
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You must be in trauma care, because I’m falling hard for you.
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
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