You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
Are you a legal memo? Because you’ve outlined everything I need to be happy.
You must be an injunction, because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I’d vote for you every single time.
You must be arbitration, because you bring peace to my heart.
Are you burden of proof? Because I’m ready to prove I’m worth your time.
You must be a severability clause, because no matter what happens, I want you in my life.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
You must be my dream case, because you’re everything I’ve been working for.
I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.
You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!
I have an oral argument for you.
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.
I have a precedent that is long and deep.
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