I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I would love to grease your fittings.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
I would love to take you out on a date. I am outstanding in my field.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
I would love to see the way you farm.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
Will you drive the truck while I load bales?
Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?
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