Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
You must be an extension cord, because I want to stay connected to you forever.
Are you a power cord? Because you’re the connection I’ve been looking for.
You’re like perfectly crimped wire—secure and dependable.
Are you a cable clamp? Because you’ve got my heart locked in place.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
Do I turn you on? Because I can.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
Girl I'm an Electrician, I can turn your lights on.
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