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Funny Medical Pick Up Lines for Nurses and Doctors - Part 4





Top Doctor, Nurse and Medical Lines

I must be a patient, because I’m falling for the way you care.
You’re like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
You must be a charge nurse, because you’ve taken control of my heart.
Are you a bandage? Because you’re healing all my wounds.
You must specialize in wound care, because you’re closing up all my scars.
Are you PPE? Because I feel safe and secure with you around.
You’re like a well-stocked med cart—always ready to provide comfort.
Are you a blood pressure cuff? Because you’ve got me feeling the squeeze.
You must be on night shift, because you’ve got me dreaming of you.
Do you have a stethoscope? Because I think we could take our relationship to the next level... and listen to each other's hearts beat as one.
Are you saline? Because you’re keeping me going.

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I must be a patient, because I’m falling for the way you care.
You’re like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.