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Funny Medical Pick Up Lines for Nurses and Doctors - Part 3





Top Doctor, Nurse and Medical Lines

You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
You must be in trauma care, because I’m falling hard for you.
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
You’re like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you’ve just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
You must be a neurologist, because you’ve just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
Do you have a stethoscope? Because I think we could take our relationship to the next level... and listen to each other's hearts beat as one.

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You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
You must be in trauma care, because I’m falling hard for you.