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Funny Medical Pick Up Lines for Nurses and Doctors - Part 3





Top Doctor, Nurse and Medical Lines

I must need CPR, because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you a scalpel? Because you’ve got me feeling cut open and exposed.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
You’re like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you’ve just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
You must be a neurologist, because you’ve just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
Are you a med student? Because you’ve just aced the anatomy of my heart.
You must be a general practitioner, because you’re good at everything.
Are you a waiting room? Because I’d spend hours just being near you.
You must be a diagnosis, because you’ve got me feeling something I’ve never felt before.
Are you scrubbing in? Because you’re about to clean up this mess I call a life.
You must have the best bedside manner, because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Are you a referral? Because you’re exactly who I’ve been looking for.
You must be an attending physician, because you’ve got my full attention.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
You must be my primary care provider, because you’ve become my top priority.
Are you an ENT? Because you’re all I see, hear, and think about.
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you’re one in a million.
Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.
I don’t need a second opinion—you're the only one I need.
Are you a pediatrician? Because you’ve got my heart feeling young and free.
You must be sterile gloves, because you’re a perfect fit.
Are you a surgeon? Because you’ve just opened up my heart.
You’re the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
You must be a nurse, because you’ve got me feeling cared for already.

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I must need CPR, because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you a scalpel? Because you’ve got me feeling cut open and exposed.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.