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Dark and Depressing Pickup Lines - Part 2





The Best Depression Pickup Lines

I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Are you depressed, too?
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Hey, we all die alone but did you want to spend a living moment with me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. But I is already in the middle of something with A, D and S, so I guess it wouldn't work.

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I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.Are you depressed, too?