Are you cost accounting? Because you’re adding so much value to my life.
You must be net profit, because you’re what I’ve been working toward.
Are you tax-free? Because being with you feels like pure gain.
You’re like a clean audit opinion—rare and incredibly valuable.
Are you a CPA exam? Because I’d study you all night long.
Are you an adjusted trial balance? Because everything feels complete when you’re near.
You must be my ledger, because my life feels perfectly balanced with you in it.
Are you goodwill? Because you’re making me feel priceless.
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
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