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No dear, that's just the smell of the BULLSHIT you're slinging!
By: VAMP
on 07 Jul 2009
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Guy: "Baby did you just fart...cuz you just blew me away" Girl: {gasp} you knew that was me? lol
By: Jamela
on 01 Jul 2009
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...What? ya call that a pick up line? Dude, you dropped it like it's hot.
By: the truth
on 13 Dec 2013
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Yes , i did & it smells like i just brought you a dozen of roses
By: babydoll
on 21 Mar 2012
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no but i think you shat your pants
By: drum4life
on 24 Apr 2010
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Why yes... yes I did..
By: WTF
on 18 Jun 2009
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no it only smells like that becuz ur over here
By: gotchagirl124
on 22 Oct 2012
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Girl: umm ..... No Guy: really cuz you just blew me away
By: Haley
on 24 Jan 2012
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Why yes, you seem to have that effect ...
By: Flatulent
on 15 Jun 2012
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No sweetie thats ur upper lip (;
By: jreps
on 23 Apr 2010
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"No, I didn't know that you wanted me too!"
By: Laura-Ann
on 28 Dec 2020
That's my mating call. Glad it finally worked.
By: Lozer56
on 09 Jul 2019
of course i did :) now go back to bed hunny!!!
By: Paicourt
on 15 Sep 2010
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escuse me did u fart cuz u totally blew my mind away
By: yoloswag
on 17 Oct 2013
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Hehe! I warn you!
By: Blade
on 17 Jun 2011
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why yes. yes i did.
By: alex
on 20 Jul 2010
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Girl:(farts again) ...uhhhh... no????
By: pipii
on 18 Mar 2014
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girl: No, that was your ugly boyfriend. Get your dirty mind out of the gutter. guy: no joke
By: who cares
on 25 Jun 2012
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Not just that.. I almost shit in my pants hon. Wait a min. U tell me watzup after a bj
By: Farzad
on 06 Apr 2012
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TEEEHEEEEEEHHEEEEEEEE! Oops! I told you that anal s#% doesnt agree with me!
By: IDK DO YOU!?!
on 07 May 2011
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no...............maybe............shutup..you fart too (girl) on the toilet (guy) ur mom, u fart all the time remember thanksgiving
By: CHEESE
on 21 Dec 2011
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GIrl : " Excuse me, did you just fart? " Boy : "No, I think that was my stomach. Would you like to have dinner with me?"
By: vishalbh
on 22 Dec 2012
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girl: no? guy: oh thought i heard a mouse on a harley go by
By: cummins
on 10 May 2012
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did you just fart? because you just blew me away!
By: wouldnt you liek to know
on 18 Dec 2009
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I love your perfume, what's it called?
By: TastyKakes
on 06 Jul 2011
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Comments:
stop trying to blame your stankyass farts on me!!
By: jasamin
on 18 Jul 2011
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huh????
By: nicole
on 26 Sep 2011
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told u not to cook those beans
By: aa
on 18 Jul 2011
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What kind of stupid moron would use a pick up line like- *reads comments* :| Nevermind.
By: Ashley
on 13 Apr 2012
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haha that was stupid but funny...i hope no one tries to use that one haha
By: Marissa :)
on 30 Apr 2010
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No matter what this pick up lines is going to get you slapped. Guys do me a favor do NOT use this on a girl or anybody please? thats just horrible.
By: Caleb's Baby Girl
on 29 Nov 2011
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|D This isn't even a pickup line!
By: Girl U. Dontno
on 10 Sep 2010
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I like girls that fart... espeacaily SUPER LOUD!!! If theri cheeks flap... That's my girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Stinky
on 24 Aug 2011
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LOL i almost pissed my pants when i read that.. i hope no one uses that...
By: Matt
on 01 Oct 2010
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shit shit shit shit i like boobies!!
By: i <3 Penises up my ass
on 01 Oct 2009
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hahah ima laugh if sum 1 actually uses it on a girl:D amazing hella funny(:
By: savannah
on 10 Jun 2010
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Its random. And, random is funny. Most women I've dealt with like random, but it has to be a good random. This one is a 50/50. Good luck...lol.
By: lilangus
on 28 Jun 2010
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So Shitty! Tang Ina! Corny!
By: Arjay V.
on 14 Nov 2009
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I like llamas.
By: UrGay
on 21 Apr 2011
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lol it was totally random and made no sense whatsoever!!!!
By: jreps
on 23 Apr 2010
that one is funny but if a guy says that to me ill be like excuse me? ;)
By: hotbabe;)
on 23 Nov 2011
your supposed to say cause you just blew me away not just did you just fart that will get you a kick in the balls
By: guest
on 05 May 2011
cuz you just blew me away
By: alee
on 13 Jun 2009
i love u
By: momma
on 12 Dec 2011
fart
By: Fk
on 17 Aug 2011
girl: no? guy: oh thought i heard a mouse on a harley go by
By: cummins
on 10 May 2012
do you like seeing your teeth on the ground
By: dede
on 17 Feb 2010
girl : noo why? because you just blew me away
By: Joshi
on 30 May 2012
haha
By: janut
on 03 Nov 2009
Ok, this one suckss! D:<
By: Cynthia! :D
on 25 Mar 2010
no sorry that was a quief
By: UNKNOW
on 17 Feb 2013
Guy.did u Fart. Girl.what.Guy cuz u blew me to heaven :{)
By: kk
on 04 Apr 2012
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awesome line ahahaha so funny
By: guy
on 21 Apr 2013
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