Theatre and Broadway Pick Up Lines

Theatre people are professionally comfortable with drama, which means an over-the-top opener is far more likely to land than it would anywhere else. This is our list of theatre pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — auditions, stage directions, curtain calls, understudies and the endless jokes about wanting a leading role. They work backstage, at the bar after a show, in drama school, and on anyone who can quote a musical unprompted. Deliver them with commitment. A theatre line said quietly is the one thing this audience will not forgive.

Greatest Theater Pick Up Lines

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If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.

My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.

Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.

Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.

If you were a script, I'd never go off book.

Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.

You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.

To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.

Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.

You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.

Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.

Are you method acting because you're really in my head.

Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.

Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.

Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.

You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.

Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair. It hurts so bad.

Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.

I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

If you were a script, i'd never want to be off book.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.

Do you like musicals? 'Cause I'm a boy who's into Broadway.

Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

He can turn my spotlight on.

You make me Les Miserable.

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

I'm getting into character by getting into your pants.

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

You give me more butterflies than a places call.

Are you theatre curtains? Cause I like it when you open up.

Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.

Gabriel won't be the only thing blowing tonight.

I think your pants look hot.

Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

I want to spend all 525,600 minutes with you.

You can do my eyeliner anytime.

You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.

Are you a techie carrying a large set piece? 'Cause you just knocked me off my feet.

Are you a script from a previous show? Because I'll never forget you.

Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.

If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?