Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
You excite me more than the cast list being posted.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.
Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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