If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they wouldn't be able to create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.
I may not be an Yves Klein, but I'd be pretty blue if I couldn't get your phone number.
I'd better put on my conservation gloves, because you're too beautiful to handle.
If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.
Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You're a work of art - who sculpted you?
If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn't stop doing you for a whole year.
Hey girl, I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.
If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
your perfection infuriates post modernists
Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?
you're so Monet and you don't even know it
How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
I love anatomy...especially yours.
If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.
I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.
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