Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.

The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

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I love a man with a raised bed.

So, you like gardening?

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

Your broccoli heads are so big!

I think the soil needs some double digging.

I wanna can your cucumbers.

I think we should start a family tree.

Can I interest you in some of my compost?

Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants.

I like my men like I like my compost, dark and rich.

Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

How about you and me turnip in your bed?

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

How big does your squash grow?

I'd like to make you my backyard bounty.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.

You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.

What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?

These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here!

If me and you made a garden, would you plant your tulips next to mine?

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Want to cross pollinate?

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Can I trim your bushes?

Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.

I'd love to get into your plants!

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.

You're rosebush or mine?

Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.

If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

You're so sexy you make me want to flower.

If I were a gardener, You'd be my hoe.

You're like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.

Will you let me water your bushes?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

How juicy are your pumelos?

Can I rake your front yard?

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I can't wait to show you my private garden.

I like your melons, can I taste them?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.