I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I am looking for a leash free relationship
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
You can pee on my fire hydrant any time.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?