I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!
Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
Gurl, let me put my direct in yo deposit!
Baby these ain't belly rolls, they're succulent bundles of joy.
You're probably worth 10 food stamps, cuz you FINE!
Don't worry I'll look better after a few drinks!
Girl I get foodstamps and a welfare check, so what's up?
I will make you the best single mother ever!
Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with dat fine ass!
Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.
You da only one I'd ever spend my minutes on.
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got dat ass ma!
Let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.
I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?
I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.
Just get in the car, bitch. I'm famous.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Ohh I was wondering... Can I have yo' numba?
So tell me, does ur pants thank u for spending time with them when u take them off?
That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity!
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