Can I slip one past your goalie?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You wanna be my equipment manager.
I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I said, Would you like a PUCK?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Life is better when we stick together.
I'd let you score on my 5-hole.
My other stick curves to the right
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer
If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.
Look, my teeth spell out 'I love you' in block letters!
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Nice skates...wanna puck?
Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
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