I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
You're quite the catch, baby.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Can I show you my spitball?
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
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