Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you a football jersey? Because I’d love to wear your number.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
This game is about ball control baby.
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention.
Are you a running back? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
Are you a referee? Because you’ve got me seeing yellow flags.
Are you a punt returner? Because you’ve got me wanting to kick it deep.
Are you a tight end? Because you’ve got me all wrapped up in you.
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