Are you a football glove? Because I want to hold your hand in mine.
Are you a football cleat? Because you’ve left an impression on my heart.
Are you a football punt? Because you’ve caught my attention and I can’t look away.
Are you a football season? Because I want to experience every moment with you.
Are you a football fan? Because I’m falling for you harder than a quarterback throws a Hail Mary.
Are you a football goalpost? Because I’d love to spend my time with you at the end zone.
Are you a football chant? Because I can’t help but cheer for you.
Are you a football draft? Because I choose you to be my MVP.
Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
Is your name Touchdown? Because I wanna scream it every time I score with you.
Are you a playbook? Because I can’t seem to figure you out, but I want to.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Are you a football game? Because I can’t wait to get you on my schedule.
Are you a football team? Because I want to be your number one fan.
Do you play defense? Because whenever I’m around you, I can’t seem to score.
Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?
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