Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I wield a big stick for a living.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
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