If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next.
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, I'll still be slamming something out of the park.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlights.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
After this early morning spring training, wanna come be my afternoon delight?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me
You make my heart as spongey as the A's infield
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun!
I think I'm falling in glove with you.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
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