If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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