If I saw you slamming your car door all night I would've thought you were a freak.
LAME PICK-UP LINE, DUDE!
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
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If YOU were a car door, I'd ride a bike.
By: Andrea on 27 Feb 2008
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no
By: nope on 04 Aug 2023
and if you were a punching bag, i'd beat you up all night.
By: churro on 03 Dec 2010
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hey baby, lets play house, you'll be the door and i'll slam you(;
By: max on 20 Feb 2010
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uhh what lisa?
By: P on 11 Sep 2008
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THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST PICK UP LINE ON THIS WEBSITE....... HEY RANDOM CHICK, COMEOVER HERE PLEASE....."If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!" . . .WHOA, LADY PUT THE GUN DOWN!
By: OMG on 09 Jan 2009
and i would say "COME ON F**K MY WET P****Y!!! F**K IT REALLY REALLY HARD COME ON DONT MAKE ME GET MY TOY OUT AND F**K IT MY SELF!!!!!"
By: lisa on 19 Jun 2008
i like lisa =D
my number is 07920158478
if ur a horny cum c me ^^
By: Sgt.Hall on 31 Mar 2009
Bro this line is soo lame even I can make better pickup lines in my sleep
By: Lisa on 03 Mar 2024
are you a chicken cuz i will eat you out haahhha........oh i got on.....i like chicken....ahhaha.........are you a turkey...haah funny funyy...
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