Can I copy your dance moves?
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
I know how to please a woman.
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
You MUST have a nice personality.
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
With great penis, comes great responsibility
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
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