Can I copy your dance moves?
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
I know how to please a woman.
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
You MUST have a nice personality.
With great penis, comes great responsibility
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
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