You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
You raise my dopamine levels.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
Wanna go study some anatomy?
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
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