Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.
When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
If you were an element you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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