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Your mom doesn't count.
By: ?
on 13 Nov 2011
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then why haven't you left yet?
By: felena
on 03 Jan 2008
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7
so do i
By: sex-on-a-school-night
on 10 Jan 2008
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5
I didn't know you had a sister.
By: Furvert
on 15 Feb 2009
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Then please leave me alone.
By: jane
on 26 Mar 2007
3
3
Your cat does not count as a woman.
By: Karen
on 16 May 2008
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Then "please" leave me alone.
By: Ω
on 15 Mar 2017
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You do? really? then how come u haven't left yet? that would really please me!!
By: Kris
on 28 May 2011
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Then why are you on this site instead of with your "pleased woman"?
By: .
on 14 Mar 2017
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if you know how to please a women then why do you still hit on guys
By: lol
on 13 Mar 2008
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Then "please" get out
By: supyall
on 10 Jul 2017
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You still you mean youre self?
By: Manhood
on 16 Jul 2015
Girl: Mrs. Righty doesn't count. Neither does Mrs. Lefty.
By: SearchMeOnFacebook:rez0ray@yahoo.com(RayrayPerez)
on 23 Feb 2012
Yo dad should be a boy. Dude
By: Deež Ñütž
on 07 Nov 2016
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your hand dont count either
By: kelsey
on 13 Jan 2009
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I bet that took alot of your brain cells to muster up
By: Dick
on 13 Nov 2012
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I know just saw u and your mom on Jerry Springer
By: locolobo
on 27 Jun 2012
ur mom dont count
By: tori
on 14 Apr 2009
your dad dont count
By: cat
on 24 Sep 2012
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