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The Best Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach. Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime. Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line, sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results; although it's up to you to deliver the magic words you should check out our lists of funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, worst pick up lines, suggestive pick up lines, flattering pick up lines, and even pick up lines for the beach.

Pick Up Lines

Top 5 Rated Pick Up Lines
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Newest Pick Up Lines
If kisses were BBQ ribs, I'd never run out of sauce while grilling for you!
You must be a flag, because you’ve got my heart waving in the breeze!
You’ve got me going nuts — can I be the acorn to your oak?
You’ve got a roar that’s hard to ignore! Want to explore the wild together?
I'm not a snake, but I'm feeling aconnection with you.

Jokes

Top Rated Jokes
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.

Newest Jokes
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.

Insults

Top Rated Insults
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

Newest Insults
I'm not fat-shaming, I'm just concerned that your double chin has its own chin, and it's judging me.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.