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Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.




Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
I can be the king of your burger.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Would you like that Super Sized?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!