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Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.




Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
I can be the king of your burger.
Would you like that Super Sized?
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.