I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.
Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro’s. How many can I count you in for?
In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
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