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Scientology Pick Up Lines - Part 2





The Best Scientology Pick Up Lines

I want to put my intention in you.
What's a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
I'm bad luck. Why don't you pull me in?
My org needs a touch assist.
How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.
I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?
I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
You can blow my org any day

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I want to put my intention in you.
What's a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!