Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
May I add my guacamole to your taco?
I’d cross borders for you.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here I will devote my life to show you love & affection.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You're the cause of Hispanic attack.
Excuse me bonita seniorita you dropped your halo.
Is your enchilada buttered?
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Oh girl you're so sweet, can I get some of your horchata?
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
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