Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a metronome in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are those rockets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?