Coronavirus, COVID-19, SARS-COV2 Pick Up Lines

These were written when the pandemic was the only thing anyone was talking about, and the jokes reflect it. This is our set of COVID-19 and coronavirus pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering masks, distancing, testing, vaccines and the general strangeness of that period. They read very differently now than when they were submitted. A few still work as general jokes about keeping your distance; most are best understood as a snapshot of the humour people reached for when there was very little else to laugh at.

The Best COVID-19 and Coronavirus

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

If the Coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?

Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.

Even during the coronavirus pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.

Our country is making a lot of mistakes during this crisis. Can I be yours?

Did the coronavirus give you a fever? Because you're hot!

Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?

Want to watch â€˜Contagion' together? I heard it's a good way to exercise our fears.

Wanna play coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?

Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.

The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I'm still open for business.

I bet you'd look beautiful even with a face mask on.

Would you like to form a two-person household and overanalyze every text together?

Are you my quarantine pod? Because I feel safest—and happiest—with you.

If attraction were contagious, we’d both be in mandatory isolation by now.

I’d share my last roll of toilet paper with you. That’s practically a proposal.

You must be a face shield, because you protect my heart from bad decisions.

Are you an N95? Because you’re a perfect fit and hard to get.

I can’t promise immunity, but I can promise symptoms of butterflies.

Is your love language social distancing? Because I’m happy to give you space—beside me.

You’re more comforting than a fresh delivery of snacks during lockdown.

Are you a PCR test? Because I keep thinking about you, even after hours of waiting.

I’d invite you into my quarantine bubble, but fair warning: it’s mostly snacks and feelings.

Did you just sanitize your hands, or did you wipe away all my other options?

We may be six feet apart, but you’re living rent-free in my thoughts.

Are you a vaccine appointment? Because I’ve been waiting all day for you.

I don’t need a symptom checker to know you make my heart race.

You’re the only person I’d willingly mute my pandemic news for.

Are you a lockdown? Because the moment I saw you, everything else stopped.

My mask says “stay back,” but my eyes are clearly saying “come closer.”

If we were contact-traced, our story would begin with “they met and instantly clicked.”

You’re my favorite kind of positive result.

We’re supposed to avoid close contact, but I’d make an exception for your smile.

I'm not sure if I'm blinded by your beauty or if that's another side effect of Covid-19.

Need a hand sanitizer massage?

Contagious smile. Infectious laughter. If looks could kill, you'd be COVID-19.

Are you Covid-19? Because you make me hot and short of breath!

Girl, do you have Coronavirus? Cuz you're looking sick!

Are you a rapid test? Because you just turned my maybe into a very clear positive.

I’d keep six feet away, but my heart is already six miles ahead of me.

Is your name Moderna? Because you’ve seriously boosted my interest.

Are you wearing a mask, or did your eyes just become this dangerously charming?

You’ve got me feeling positive, and for once, I’m not worried about the test.

You must be an antibody, because you’ve got my defenses completely disarmed.

Are you quarantine? Because I could happily spend fourteen days alone with you.

I tested negative for everything except an undeniable attraction to you.

Is this a socially distanced pickup line, or did I just cross the line?

You’re the only exposure notification I’d be excited to receive.

Are you hand sanitizer? Because you make my palms sweaty in the best possible way.

Call me a vaccine, because I’d love to be your first dose of romance.

I know we should stay six feet apart, but could we meet halfway at three?

Are you a contact tracer? Because I’d love to explain how we connected.

Are you coronavirus? Because you're giving me a fever.