Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Wanna get tied up and high?
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
I'll belay you all night long.
With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long.
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?
Are you ready for your first ascent?
Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?
Some climbers get off soloing; me, I'd rather play with your rack.
Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.
Any time you fall, I'll be ther to catch you.
I like the way you finger that crack.
You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.
Wanna see my hanging belay?
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