I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
I like my men/woman like I like my bible… full of Jesus
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
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